lately I've just been trying to lead life one day at a time, y'know. Livin' life in the moment. But these BRATS whose hands I'm attached to won't stop doin' (or shall I say dooin) their crappy homework. All day it's them bangin' my fingers against the keyboard until they are sore and arthritic, or scribbling little symbols into paper with my poor little worn out digits. It's enough to make a guy SICK.
Not to mention carpal tunnel syndrome! Geez.
Well, lately I've been TRYING to relax, unlike my idiot slavedriver humans, and get in touch with my feminine side. A hand blogger said thats how you get the lady hands.
http://www.zefrank.com/flowers/
FLOWERS PRETTY
I made 1 calld "DOO DAISY". It real pretty! I wish I could put it on here.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Monday, May 3, 2010
Oh, Doo!
You won't believe what happened today man!
So I was about to buy hand treats from this hand who was a hand treat dealer. I ate em immediately, but then everything went black and the last thing I remember was a hand approaching me.
Then I woke up. I was in a cold room and I heard lots of screamin' and stuff. Then the guy who sold me the hand treats turned on a dim light, and interrogated me.
Eventually, I was taken to rehab for substance abuse. But by luck, my BFF Handie came and helped me escape. I was outta there within minutes. Poor goodhearted handie. He's still trapped in there and getting electroshock treatment because they think he's me. Oh well I'm sure it'll turn out. I'll buy him a card or something. Or maybe I'll send him an e-card. Actually nevermind I forget his email. Oh well when he gets out we can laff it off like good buddies always do. hehe doo.
The moral of the story: DONT TRUST ANY1!!!!
So I was about to buy hand treats from this hand who was a hand treat dealer. I ate em immediately, but then everything went black and the last thing I remember was a hand approaching me.
Then I woke up. I was in a cold room and I heard lots of screamin' and stuff. Then the guy who sold me the hand treats turned on a dim light, and interrogated me.
Eventually, I was taken to rehab for substance abuse. But by luck, my BFF Handie came and helped me escape. I was outta there within minutes. Poor goodhearted handie. He's still trapped in there and getting electroshock treatment because they think he's me. Oh well I'm sure it'll turn out. I'll buy him a card or something. Or maybe I'll send him an e-card. Actually nevermind I forget his email. Oh well when he gets out we can laff it off like good buddies always do. hehe doo.
The moral of the story: DONT TRUST ANY1!!!!
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