lately I've just been trying to lead life one day at a time, y'know. Livin' life in the moment. But these BRATS whose hands I'm attached to won't stop doin' (or shall I say dooin) their crappy homework. All day it's them bangin' my fingers against the keyboard until they are sore and arthritic, or scribbling little symbols into paper with my poor little worn out digits. It's enough to make a guy SICK.

Not to mention carpal tunnel syndrome! Geez.

Well, lately I've been TRYING to relax, unlike my idiot slavedriver humans, and get in touch with my feminine side. A hand blogger said thats how you get the lady hands.

http://www.zefrank.com/flowers/

FLOWERS PRETTY
I made 1 calld "DOO DAISY". It real pretty! I wish I could put it on here.

Oh, Doo!

You won't believe what happened today man!
So I was about to buy hand treats from this hand who was a hand treat dealer. I ate em immediately, but then everything went black and the last thing I remember was a hand approaching me.
Then I woke up. I was in a cold room and I heard lots of screamin' and stuff. Then the guy who sold me the hand treats turned on a dim light, and interrogated me.
Eventually, I was taken to rehab for substance abuse. But by luck, my BFF Handie came and helped me escape. I was outta there within minutes. Poor goodhearted handie. He's still trapped in there and getting electroshock treatment because they think he's me. Oh well I'm sure it'll turn out. I'll buy him a card or something. Or maybe I'll send him an e-card. Actually nevermind I forget his email. Oh well when he gets out we can laff it off like good buddies always do. hehe doo.
The moral of the story: DONT TRUST ANY1!!!!

i'm gonna be honest i'm feelin pretty depressed today. I had (almost wrote HAND instead of had LOL :P) to go on stumbleupon to try to relieve my all consuming hopelessness and misery

I found a video that my good friend Dino (i have inter-species friends, I like to think that i am an extremely tolerant and progressive hand) would enjoy. I emailed this blog to him 50,000,000 times but he has not replied yet. I'll just keep trying. Anyway, here it is:
Not my style, still on the lookout for hand maetal. NOT THAT I'M NOT TOLERANT OF DIFFERENT SPECIES DON'T EVEN THINK THAT I HATE YOU YOUR SO STUPIE!
lot's o' luv <3
-HAndel
p.s. i love blogs!

hey guyz

hey it's handel. In case you are one of the human losers who live under a rock and wear diapers and have no friends or evben acquaintances and probably don't even HAVE hands who don't yet know, I'm a hand who is the reincarnated version of the composer george fredrick handel. Hes really ugly and fat though dont think i am im really attractive!!!! I live on various people's hands and enhance their lives. MY NAME IS NOT HANDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here you can read about my exciting days as well as my ponderings of current events in the human world and hand world. Its rilly hard to type with one hand.

• Btw-JELLYFISH

• CAN ONLY SURVIVE

• IN THE WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_nutricula
WHAT BS!!! ONLY HANDS ARE BIOLOGICALLY IMMORTAL
HERE IS A PRETTY JELLY : (NOT AS PRETTY AS ME! :) :) )
iLL GET A PIC OF ME UP ON HERE SOON

WHAT IS THIS BS THEY WONT LET U USE EXCLAMATION MARKS I HATE THIS WEBSITE OH WAIT THEY DO IM SORY

Lot's o luv-
handel