i'm gonna be honest i'm feelin pretty depressed today. I had (almost wrote HAND instead of had LOL :P) to go on stumbleupon to try to relieve my all consuming hopelessness and misery

I found a video that my good friend Dino (i have inter-species friends, I like to think that i am an extremely tolerant and progressive hand) would enjoy. I emailed this blog to him 50,000,000 times but he has not replied yet. I'll just keep trying. Anyway, here it is:
Not my style, still on the lookout for hand maetal. NOT THAT I'M NOT TOLERANT OF DIFFERENT SPECIES DON'T EVEN THINK THAT I HATE YOU YOUR SO STUPIE!
lot's o' luv <3
-HAndel
p.s. i love blogs!

hey guyz

hey it's handel. In case you are one of the human losers who live under a rock and wear diapers and have no friends or evben acquaintances and probably don't even HAVE hands who don't yet know, I'm a hand who is the reincarnated version of the composer george fredrick handel. Hes really ugly and fat though dont think i am im really attractive!!!! I live on various people's hands and enhance their lives. MY NAME IS NOT HANDLE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Here you can read about my exciting days as well as my ponderings of current events in the human world and hand world. Its rilly hard to type with one hand.

• Btw-JELLYFISH

• CAN ONLY SURVIVE

• IN THE WATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turritopsis_nutricula
WHAT BS!!! ONLY HANDS ARE BIOLOGICALLY IMMORTAL
HERE IS A PRETTY JELLY : (NOT AS PRETTY AS ME! :) :) )
iLL GET A PIC OF ME UP ON HERE SOON

WHAT IS THIS BS THEY WONT LET U USE EXCLAMATION MARKS I HATE THIS WEBSITE OH WAIT THEY DO IM SORY

Lot's o luv-
handel